globalcaos skills on Claude Market

jarvis-voice

Adds an offline British-accented voice to an OpenClaw agent using sherpa-onnx TTS (Alan voice) with a metallic effects chain via ffmpeg. Audio plays in the background before the text response appears on screen. Four humor patterns shape the agent's conversational personality: dry wit, self-aware AI, alien observer, and literal idiom play.

token-efficiency-guide

A 10-step guide to reducing Claude Max token usage by 80-90%. Steps are ordered by impact, with the biggest wins coming from model routing and session management. Designed for OpenClaw users who hit their weekly limit mid-week.

computational-humor

12 humor patterns for AI agents grounded in Koestler's bisociation theory, adapted for embedding space operations. Each pattern includes trigger conditions, construction templates, and examples. An ethical pre-check gate blocks humor when context calls for it.

fork-and-skill-scanner-ultimate

Scans up to 1,000 forks of a GitHub repository per run using a three-stage funnel: a bash pre-filter drops inactive or identical clones, parallel sub-agents inspect surviving forks for meaningful diffs and new patterns, and a final report surfaces only forks worth attention. Separately, it reviews ClawHub skills daily, tracks trends, and follows active authors.

subagent-overseer

A bash daemon that monitors sub-agent health without consuming AI tokens. It reads /proc filesystem data and calls openclaw sessions list on a configurable interval, writing results atomically to a JSON status file. The main agent reads that file on each heartbeat instead of making live tool calls.

teams-hack

Extracts an MSAL refresh token from Microsoft Teams localStorage to give an agent persistent access to Teams chats, channels, org directory, and calendar. The token lasts 90+ days, auto-rotates on use, and is shared with the outlook-hack skill so a single extraction covers both.